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What kind of table can you have for dinner?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:07💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What kind of table can you have for dinner?
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Q: What kind of table can you have for dinner? A: A vegetable table! 🥕🥦🍆

Explanation: The funny answer to this riddle is a "vegetable table," as it combines the concept of a dining table with vegetables. It's a playful twist on the idea of having a table made entirely out of veggies, which would make for a very interesting and healthy dinner setup! So, grab your carrots, broccoli, and eggplants, and let's dine in style on our veggie table! 🥕🥦🍆

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Omari2023-10-25 11:01:14
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪
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Monica Lissu2023-10-21 19:05:04
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶
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Nancy Akumu2023-10-19 05:33:56
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Ali2023-10-13 18:49:00
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Mwajabu2023-10-11 00:50:21
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️
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Josephine2023-10-10 12:01:08
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Sultan2023-09-29 08:04:02
😅 I needed that!
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Anna Kibwana2023-09-21 12:39:16
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Mwagonda2023-09-18 07:53:24
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Kassim2023-09-12 13:38:31
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Issack2023-09-11 06:24:40
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Brian Karanja2023-09-09 11:42:24
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Elizabeth Mrema2023-09-06 11:53:22
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Yusuf2023-09-05 15:35:33
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Salima2023-08-10 06:43:25
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Dorothy Majaliwa2023-08-07 05:59:46
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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David Chacha2023-07-31 19:28:03
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Monica Adhiambo2023-07-28 17:44:34
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Frank Sokoine2023-07-27 04:38:02
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Nyota2023-07-23 16:36:18
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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