What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:11πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short answer: He got twelve months!

Explanation: Well, you see, when the man stole the calendar from the store, he thought he was just getting a free calendar. Little did he know, calendars have a way of keeping track of time. So, instead of escaping with his loot, he ended up with twelve whole months of his life! Talk about a hilarious twist of fate! πŸ€£πŸ“†

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Lydia Mahiga2023-11-29 22:57:33
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. πŸ’΅πŸ›οΈ
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Rehema2023-11-20 14:42:33
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. πŸš—πŸ’΅
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I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. πŸŸπŸ•
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Rehema2023-11-05 18:39:49
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Nancy Akumu2023-11-04 03:33:42
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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I think my guardian angel drinks. πŸ˜‡πŸ·
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Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? πŸ“ΊπŸ”‹
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I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. πŸ©πŸ˜‚
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Kiza2023-09-25 22:54:19
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🀣
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Omari2023-09-24 01:21:32
πŸ˜† Laughing so hard right now!
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Frank Macha2023-09-23 23:18:30
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Mwakisu2023-09-20 16:23:21
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! πŸŸπŸ˜‚
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Yusra2023-09-17 12:21:53
This one really got me, what a punchline! πŸ˜†
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Mwanaisha2023-09-15 07:16:07
I can’t cook, but I can follow directionsβ€”so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. πŸ³πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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Kenneth Murithi2023-09-10 11:45:35
I thought growing old would take longer. πŸ˜„πŸ‘΅
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Richard Mulwa2023-09-10 08:20:46
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? βœ‚οΈπŸ§΅
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Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? πŸ›’πŸ˜‚