🗂️ 1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine🗂️ Funny Questions with answers, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine🌐 English

What dies but never lives?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:29💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What dies but never lives?
📄 PDF

What dies but never lives? A battery! 🔋

Explanation: A battery is a funny answer to this riddle because it eventually dies out of power, but it never actually lived or had a life in the first place. Plus, we all know the frustration of a dead battery when we need it the most! 😄🔋

💬

Discussion

Comments are public to read. Sign in to participate in the discussion.

611 comment(s)
🔐 Login required to comment or reply

You can read the discussion, but only logged-in AckySHINE users can post comments or replies.

Log in to participate
Sort:NewestOldestMost replies
H
Hamida2023-09-17 14:11:57
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
N
Nassar2023-08-21 14:44:04
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
M
Miriam Mchome2023-08-18 07:25:34
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
D
David Chacha2023-08-12 02:15:56
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
C
Carol Nyakio2023-08-08 08:57:04
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
R
Rahma2023-08-05 03:48:25
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
G
Grace Wairimu2023-07-26 01:11:02
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
P
Peter Mwambui2023-07-22 01:47:18
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
K
Khatib2023-07-20 06:51:21
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️
R
Raha2023-07-12 22:20:14
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
D
Diana Mallya2023-07-11 15:02:45
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
R
Rabia2023-06-28 15:29:09
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
I
Issack2023-06-26 10:40:49
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
B
Binti2023-06-23 08:43:38
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶
K
Kahina2023-06-08 00:00:53
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
M
Mwakisu2023-06-02 23:08:16
😆 Rolling on the floor!
F
Francis Mtangi2023-06-02 04:49:43
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
I
Irene Makena2023-05-23 04:48:49
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
N
Nora Kidata2023-05-13 17:01:49
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
W
Wilson Ombati2023-04-30 02:46:20
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
🔗

Related Articles

More published reading sharing categories or tags with this Article.

Explore more →