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What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:26💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
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What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

🌹 A heartfelt embrace and a bouquet of lovely carrots! 🥕🥕

Explanation: The farmer gave his wife a bouquet of carrots instead of flowers because, well, he's a farmer! It's a playful and humorous twist on the traditional Valentine's Day gift. Plus, who wouldn't appreciate a bunch of fresh and crunchy carrots? 🥕😄

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Omar2023-07-20 00:48:42
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Maida2023-07-17 00:31:23
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Latifa2023-07-04 21:43:47
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Josephine2023-06-21 10:28:51
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Azima2023-06-20 03:59:30
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Mariam2023-06-19 01:17:07
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Husna2023-06-02 06:49:17
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Rahim2023-05-29 06:50:43
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Robert Okello2023-05-26 16:16:06
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Grace Minja2023-05-18 11:24:51
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️
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Fredrick Mutiso2023-05-16 16:09:57
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Benjamin Masanja2023-05-09 11:55:40
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Fadhili2023-04-28 22:52:08
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Kheri2023-04-20 22:01:01
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Josephine2023-04-13 19:46:17
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Hashim2023-04-10 08:07:07
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠
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Edwin Ndambuki2023-04-01 02:25:58
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️
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Sarafina2023-03-24 06:52:44
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Lucy Mushi2023-03-19 20:00:19
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Monica Lissu2023-03-14 23:45:23
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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