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What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:20💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?
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Short Answer: Fry-day! 🍟

Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! 😄🥔

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Nancy Kabura2023-07-02 04:30:00
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏
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Zulekha2023-06-30 21:33:34
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️
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Patrick Akech2023-06-28 21:57:45
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Dorothy Nkya2023-06-15 18:25:24
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Binti2023-06-10 00:39:08
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Mhina2023-05-26 04:38:01
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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George Ndungu2023-05-19 14:04:07
I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨
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Kassim2023-05-16 03:22:17
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Nicholas Wanjohi2023-05-15 19:14:25
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️
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Azima2023-05-12 02:18:18
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Andrew Mchome2023-05-11 04:15:25
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️
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David Kawawa2023-05-08 19:19:32
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Joseph Kitine2023-05-01 21:23:41
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Lucy Wangui2023-04-26 13:05:58
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Grace Mushi2023-04-25 20:21:18
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Sarah Karani2023-04-23 06:29:57
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Raphael Okoth2023-04-22 11:35:59
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Jaffar2023-04-21 08:45:11
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️
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Jaffar2023-04-19 16:45:00
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄
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Nora Lowassa2023-04-19 11:19:08
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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