What are there a lot of when turkeys play baseball?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:20πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: They hit a lot of fowl balls! πŸ¦ƒβšΎοΈ

Explanation: When turkeys play baseball, they tend to hit a lot of fowl balls instead of fair balls! This play on words is amusing because "fowl" refers to both the bird itself (turkey) and an unsuccessful hit in baseball. So, expect a lot of unexpected, turkey-related baseball mishaps when these feathered creatures take the field! 🀣

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I think my guardian angel drinks. πŸ˜‡πŸ·
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πŸ˜… Needed this laugh, thanks!
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