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If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:15💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh?

If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh?

Answer: Tons of prime cuts! 🥩🏋️‍♂️

Explanation: Well, since the question is about a butcher, we can't possibly expect anything less than a hefty weight, right? With all that exposure to delicious cuts of meat, it's only natural that our friendly butcher weighs a ton of mouthwatering prime cuts! So, let's just say he's got a meaty physique and is definitely not missing any meals! 🍖😄

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Nchi2023-07-19 11:57:03

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

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Baraka2023-07-05 09:23:39

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

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Kenneth Murithi2023-06-29 03:13:17

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

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Alex Nakitare2023-06-25 17:33:39

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

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Maida2023-06-24 23:05:27

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

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Irene Akoth2023-06-21 01:05:50

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

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Josephine2023-06-05 09:37:41

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

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Yusra2023-06-04 16:48:12

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

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Mwanahawa2023-06-04 16:20:56

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

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Nancy Akumu2023-05-28 20:40:33

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

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Joseph Mallya2023-05-11 22:50:06

😂 I’m saving this one!

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Zakia2023-05-06 13:28:58

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

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Grace Majaliwa2023-05-04 10:26:14

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

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Nancy Kawawa2023-05-03 00:30:30

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

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Agnes Njeri2023-04-30 02:44:01

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

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Alice Mwikali2023-04-25 20:00:50

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

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Ndoto2023-04-22 08:30:24

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

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Mwanajuma2023-04-22 04:19:39

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

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Edward Chepkoech2023-04-19 01:12:45

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

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Anna Mchome2023-04-13 11:03:50

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣