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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:07💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?
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Short Answer: Because it was two-tired! 🚲😄

Explanation: The play on words here is that "two-tired" sounds like "too tired." So, the bicycle couldn't stand up because it was exhausted from all the riding it had done! 🚲😴

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Aziza2015-03-04 13:41:05
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Stephen Amollo2015-03-03 22:20:33
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Agnes Njeri2015-02-18 06:07:41
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Patrick Kidata2015-02-13 22:55:50
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Nassar2015-02-13 14:44:11
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Zulekha2015-02-08 14:53:27
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Ibrahim2015-02-04 10:14:30
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Daniel Obura2015-01-19 11:10:53
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Moses Mwita2015-01-10 07:28:01
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Chiku2015-01-09 23:02:20
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Michael Mboya2015-01-07 22:30:56
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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