What dies but never lives?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:29πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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What dies but never lives? A battery! πŸ”‹

Explanation: A battery is a funny answer to this riddle because it eventually dies out of power, but it never actually lived or had a life in the first place. Plus, we all know the frustration of a dead battery when we need it the most! πŸ˜„πŸ”‹

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Tambwe2015-04-09 11:14:11
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! πŸ˜πŸ“±
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Elijah Mutua2015-03-31 17:21:15
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! πŸ“°πŸ–€
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Monica Adhiambo2015-03-12 03:41:35
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. πŸ‘ŠπŸ’¬
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Lucy Mahiga2015-03-11 13:51:44
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' πŸ‘–πŸ•
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Amir2015-03-04 18:22:07
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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George Tenga2015-02-27 10:36:03
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! πŸ¦‘πŸ˜‚
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Mwanakhamis2015-02-17 06:31:05
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! πŸ₯šπŸ€£
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Lydia Mzindakaya2015-02-13 08:49:23
How do you organize a space party? You planet! πŸš€πŸŽ‰
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Rahma2015-02-08 19:37:16
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! β°πŸ’”
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Omar2015-01-13 10:50:15
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚑😌
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Andrew Odhiambo2015-01-04 02:02:09
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. πŸ”₯πŸ˜