What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:25πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: "Close the door, I'm dressing!"

Explanation: When the refrigerator is opened, the mayonnaise requests for the door to be closed because it's "dressing" itself, which is a play on words since mayonnaise is a popular dressing for salads and sandwiches. The use of the emoji πŸ˜„ adds a cheerful and lighthearted touch to the response.

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David Sokoine2015-03-23 23:32:31
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. πŸ•πŸ’Έ
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Mwanaidi2015-03-09 22:44:20
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³πŸ™ƒ
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Margaret Mahiga2015-03-02 12:08:04
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Victor Mwalimu2015-02-22 20:09:13
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. β˜•πŸ™‹β€β™€οΈ
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Khalifa2015-02-12 10:59:44
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. β˜•πŸ“œ
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Henry Sokoine2015-02-05 22:31:11
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! πŸ’€πŸŽ¬
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Janet Mwikali2015-01-25 22:22:46
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. πŸ’‘πŸ€£
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Charles Mrope2015-01-20 19:26:58
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! πŸš—πŸ₯š
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Daniel Obura2015-01-20 18:44:11
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! πŸ”πŸ₯
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Irene Akoth2015-01-08 18:09:51
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐒⏳
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Mjaka2015-01-04 23:25:49
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! πŸ˜‘πŸ›‘