Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:15:55πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Because they're both totally off the mark! πŸ€ͺ

Explanation: The statement "1+1=3" is mathematically incorrect just like your left foot trying to be your right foot. They both veer away from the expected and conventional norms, causing hilarity in their own unique ways. So, while your left foot may not be able to fit into a right shoe, the equation 1+1 will never equal 3, no matter how hard we try to convince ourselves otherwise. Let's embrace the joyful absurdity! πŸ™ƒ

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Shabani2015-06-06 05:38:10
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷πŸ₯‹
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Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? πŸ˜΄πŸ‘Ή
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Mwagonda2015-06-01 16:05:13
πŸ˜„ This is pure brilliance!
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Irene Makena2015-05-30 09:15:05
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. β±οΈπŸ˜†
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Mariam Kawawa2015-05-27 12:09:47
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. πŸ’€πŸ₯‹
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Zainab2015-05-15 00:36:29
🀣 That twist at the end, though!
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Moses Mwita2015-05-14 05:55:42
Wow, this joke is a total winner! πŸ†
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Andrew Odhiambo2015-05-06 09:11:52
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! πŸ¦΄πŸ˜‚
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I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. πŸ—“οΈπŸ˜œ
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What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! πŸŽ©πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ
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Monica Adhiambo2015-04-26 15:53:50
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🀣
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My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. πŸ•πŸ“
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Richard Mulwa2015-04-18 10:01:35
πŸ˜† Totally hilarious!
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Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! πŸ°πŸ›‹οΈ
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John Kamande2015-03-26 11:31:58
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬…οΈπŸ’‘
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