Why do eggs hate jokes?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:15:53πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short answer: Because they crack up too easily! πŸ₯šπŸ˜‚

Explanation: Eggs are known for their fragile shells, so when they hear a joke, they can't help but crack up (literally)! They have such a delicate sense of humor that even the slightest chuckle can cause them to break into laughter. No wonder they hate jokes, they just can't handle the yolk! πŸ₯šπŸ˜„

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Stephen Malecela2015-10-19 17:56:58
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. πŸ“…πŸ˜†
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Agnes Lowassa2015-09-23 20:10:47
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. πŸ•πŸ€€
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Victor Kamau2015-09-19 00:20:27
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! πŸœπŸ’‰
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Jamal2015-09-13 12:03:06
This one really got me, what a punchline! πŸ˜†
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Mustafa2015-09-13 09:33:46
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. πŸŸπŸ•
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Kazija2015-09-05 19:56:37
πŸ˜‚ I’m dying!
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Mgeni2015-08-14 08:03:21
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! β›„πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈ
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Josephine Nduta2015-08-04 11:42:41
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🀲
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Michael Onyango2015-07-31 09:23:01
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! πŸŸπŸ‹οΈβ€β™€οΈ
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Hellen Nduta2015-07-24 05:52:38
πŸ˜„ Too good!
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Anna Kibwana2015-07-23 21:55:54
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚑😌
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Warda2015-07-16 20:25:14
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎢🧻
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Nora Kidata2015-07-08 06:34:51
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! πŸ˜‚
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Monica Lissu2015-07-03 19:31:33
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! πŸ’€πŸ˜΄
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Martin Otieno2015-06-12 12:05:58
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. πŸΊπŸ˜‚
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Furaha2015-06-12 12:05:48
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! πŸ¦΄πŸ˜‚
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Kassim2015-06-12 02:06:12
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! πŸ˜„
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Rahim2015-05-11 02:56:07
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🀣
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Jafari2015-05-07 16:19:31
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πŸ’‡β€β™€οΈπŸ˜†
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Catherine Naliaka2015-04-16 22:34:30
πŸ˜‚ I’m sending this to everyone I know!