Why did the skeleton cross the road?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:03πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Because it had a bone to pick with the chicken! πŸ”πŸ’€

Explanation: This answer plays on the pun of "bone to pick," suggesting that the skeleton was crossing the road to have a disagreement or settle an issue with the chicken. It adds a humorous twist to the classic joke, creating a playful and amusing atmosphere. The emoji of a chicken and a skull further enhances the lighthearted tone.

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Mwachumu2015-07-30 22:21:32
😁 This is gold!
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Diana Mallya2015-07-29 08:00:09
πŸ˜‚ I can’t stop laughing!
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Charles Mchome2015-07-25 19:45:04
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! πŸ“±πŸ”‹
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Mgeni2015-07-24 08:44:45
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! β›„πŸ’ͺ
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Ndoto2015-07-22 15:38:30
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! πŸ₯’πŸ₯’
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Michael Onyango2015-07-22 03:37:53
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! πŸ¦†πŸΏ
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Lydia Mzindakaya2015-07-21 04:56:59
πŸ˜‚ So funny!
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Charles Mrope2015-07-15 10:16:47
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. πŸ’ΎπŸ€―
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George Wanjala2015-07-10 15:32:16
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Mohamed2015-06-19 21:56:31
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? πŸ¦Έβ€β™€οΈπŸ€«
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Azima2015-06-08 09:16:21
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. πŸŽ­πŸ¦Έβ€β™‚οΈ
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Anthony Kariuki2015-06-07 08:16:38
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. πŸŽ§πŸ€”
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Elizabeth Mrema2015-06-01 19:25:39
🀣 Sharing this right now!
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Joyce Mussa2015-05-23 17:48:08
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! πŸ‚πŸ’€
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Saidi2015-05-21 22:40:31
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! πŸπŸ“š
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Mariam Kawawa2015-05-17 19:59:40
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Fadhila2015-05-17 16:04:41
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call meβ€”I’ll laugh at you. πŸ€£πŸ“ž
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Juma2015-05-09 19:48:18
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! πŸ¨πŸŽ“
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Rose Amukowa2015-05-07 19:08:21
🀣 This joke is just too good!
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John Lissu2015-04-22 08:42:12
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! πŸ’€πŸŽ¬