Why did the robber take a shower?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:02πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway! πŸšΏπŸ˜„

Explanation: The robber took a shower because he thought that by getting squeaky clean, he could wash away any evidence and leave no trace behind. Little did he know that his plan would be foiled by the clever detectives who were hot on his trail! But hey, at least he smelled nice while being caught! πŸ§πŸš”

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Grace Minja2015-06-18 02:13:11
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🀣
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Mashaka2015-06-15 15:18:44
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! πŸŠπŸ•΅οΈβ€β™‚οΈ
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Leila2015-06-05 20:54:21
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏑🧼
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Rahim2015-06-02 22:38:36
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Khalifa2015-05-27 05:44:11
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! πŸ“šπŸ’
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Nassor2015-05-14 15:47:13
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Omari2015-05-13 19:11:21
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? πŸŽ±πŸ’°
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Chum2015-05-13 17:20:59
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! πŸ•πŸ“ž
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Rose Amukowa2015-05-11 15:34:54
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call meβ€”I’ll laugh at you. πŸ€£πŸ“ž
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Peter Tibaijuka2015-05-10 19:58:18
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? πŸ₯ͺπŸ’‘
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Stephen Kikwete2015-05-03 13:01:50
πŸ˜… I needed that laugh!
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Irene Akoth2015-04-27 09:46:41
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‚
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Joseph Mallya2015-04-25 03:08:23
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. πŸ‘ΆπŸ€£
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Zakaria2015-04-12 13:06:44
πŸ˜† I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Mwanajuma2015-04-05 13:07:37
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. πŸͺ‚βŒ
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Jane Muthui2015-04-04 20:27:04
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘©β€πŸ’Ό
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Rose Lowassa2015-03-20 17:15:13
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? πŸ§€πŸŒ™
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Mary Mrope2015-03-18 22:35:45
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! πŸ‘»πŸ˜œ
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Nancy Kabura2015-03-18 18:54:13
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. πŸ‹πŸ˜‚
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Halimah2015-03-18 04:01:40
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. πŸ˜‚β³