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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:07💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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Short Answer: Because it was two-tired! 🚲😄

Explanation: The play on words here is that "two-tired" sounds like "too tired." So, the bicycle couldn't stand up because it was exhausted from all the riding it had done! 🚲😴

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Salima2015-07-01 18:28:33

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Mwalimu2015-06-30 15:49:03

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

George Wanjala2015-06-28 15:33:19

😁 Added to my favorites!

Khadija2015-06-10 17:14:47

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Anna Sumari2015-06-09 08:18:01

😂 Gotta save this!

Patrick Mutua2015-06-03 06:41:49

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Amir2015-05-26 09:24:26

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Nyota2015-05-10 23:21:48

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Wilson Ombati2015-05-04 18:20:36

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Esther Cheruiyot2015-04-30 21:56:39

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Patrick Mutua2015-04-29 16:27:45

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Joyce Mussa2015-04-25 01:54:07

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

James Kimani2015-04-19 16:40:12

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Zawadi2015-04-10 15:58:42

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Isaac Kiptoo2015-04-03 01:31:18

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Abubakar2015-03-31 23:53:44

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Edwin Ndambuki2015-03-31 06:53:40

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Betty Kimaro2015-03-25 20:26:50

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Yahya2015-03-17 07:48:29

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Anna Mahiga2015-03-13 16:20:37

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

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