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What has two legs but can’t walk?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:00💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What has two legs but can’t walk?
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Short Answer: A pair of pants! 🩳😄

Explanation: Pants have two legs, but they can't walk on their own! They need someone to wear them and give them the ability to move around. So, next time you see a pair of pants, just remember that they're great at covering your legs, but terrible at walking! 🙃

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Catherine Naliaka2015-07-22 14:40:51
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️
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Mary Kidata2015-07-19 01:04:35
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Issack2015-07-16 12:39:46
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Lydia Mzindakaya2015-07-12 03:58:23
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Bahati2015-07-12 01:47:18
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Salum2015-07-10 01:51:15
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Stephen Mushi2015-06-25 21:25:18
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Jane Malecela2015-06-21 11:15:15
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️
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Peter Mwambui2015-06-10 00:44:12
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏
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Janet Mbithe2015-06-03 20:33:42
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Mohamed2015-05-28 13:10:42
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Vincent Mwangangi2015-05-22 06:05:57
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Ali2015-04-27 03:30:20
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Monica Lissu2015-04-19 17:26:35
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧
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Latifa2015-04-18 02:51:34
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Kijakazi2015-04-08 12:43:17
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Hekima2015-04-06 02:00:38
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Mjaka2015-04-05 01:16:00
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Maimuna2015-03-26 07:48:55
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Catherine Mkumbo2015-03-09 06:32:34
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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