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What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:39:58💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything?

Q: What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything? 🐘

A: The elephant's ego! 🙌

Explanation: The answer plays on the idea that an elephant's ego, or sense of self-importance, can be even bigger than its physical size. By using the emoji 🙌, it adds a playful touch and emphasizes the humor of the answer.

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Omari2015-07-23 23:51:37

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

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Nassar2015-07-20 18:01:56

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

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Jaffar2015-07-20 00:08:25

😄 You got me!

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Jane Malecela2015-06-29 22:41:27

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

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Charles Mboje2015-06-27 09:33:14

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

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Andrew Odhiambo2015-06-19 18:38:07

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

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Alex Nakitare2015-06-14 00:56:23

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

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Raphael Okoth2015-06-12 09:47:37

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

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Agnes Lowassa2015-06-01 01:49:42

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

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Elijah Mutua2015-05-31 05:00:01

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

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Mazrui2015-05-29 12:48:46

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

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Alice Mrema2015-05-15 12:09:31

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

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Abubakar2015-05-06 21:45:27

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

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Rose Kiwanga2015-04-25 12:00:49

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

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Selemani2015-04-25 00:16:17

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

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Rose Waithera2015-04-14 18:33:34

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

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Lucy Mahiga2015-04-11 08:00:58

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

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Carol Nyakio2015-04-05 09:43:56

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

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Habiba2015-03-31 01:44:13

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

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Mary Kidata2015-03-30 14:18:16

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆