What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:39:55πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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A cannibal's favorite sport is... chewing! πŸ€πŸ–

Explanation: Cannibals are known for consuming human flesh, so the joke plays on the word "chewing," which can mean both the act of biting and grinding food with the teeth, as well as the sound it makes. The pun brings together the idea of the cannibal's favorite activity, chewing on human flesh, with a common sport, basketball, to create a humorous and unexpected punchline. The basketball emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.

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Asha2015-07-29 14:06:21
πŸ˜„ You got me!
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Zuhura2015-07-29 09:16:01
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. πŸ¦„πŸ˜œ
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Thomas Mwakalindile2015-07-26 03:27:52
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. πŸ˜΄πŸ˜‚
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Emily Chepngeno2015-07-18 02:47:48
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? πŸ«β“
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Ruth Mtangi2015-07-08 18:30:58
πŸ˜† That punchline!
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Peter Mbise2015-07-02 03:53:41
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Rubea2015-06-23 04:11:16
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. πŸ§β€β™‚οΈπŸ€·β€β™€οΈ
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Jane Muthui2015-06-21 16:40:36
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! πŸ˜…
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Nahida2015-06-19 08:05:31
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. πŸ’–πŸ•
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Khatib2015-06-18 08:38:44
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. πŸ’πŸ˜†
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Salima2015-06-02 16:32:01
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. β³πŸ™ƒ
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Stephen Amollo2015-06-01 22:38:46
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Joyce Aoko2015-05-24 03:25:01
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Susan Wangari2015-05-10 15:07:36
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. πŸ’”πŸ˜‚
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Ramadhan2015-04-26 23:07:09
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. πŸ•πŸ’΅
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Lucy Wangui2015-04-25 03:05:18
🀣 Pure genius!
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Lucy Mushi2015-04-21 11:02:43
πŸ˜† Bookmarking this!
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Baraka2015-04-10 02:53:36
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! πŸš—πŸ₯š
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Victor Kimario2015-03-28 10:51:25
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐀
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Henry Sokoine2015-03-25 06:44:06
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! πŸŒ‹β€οΈ