What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:10πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Answer: Frostbite with a taste for blood! β„οΈπŸ§›β€β™‚οΈ

Explanation: When you cross a vampire with a snowman, you'll end up with a frostbitten creature who also happens to have a craving for blood! Imagine a vampire with icy fangs and a chilling desire to suck blood from unsuspecting victims. It's a humorous play on the contrasting elements of coldness and the vampire's usual choice of victims. Stay warm and watch out for this frosty vampire! β„οΈπŸ§›β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚

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Andrew Odhiambo2015-07-21 08:13:19
I always give 100% at workβ€”12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... πŸ“…πŸ˜‚
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Yahya2015-07-18 03:26:13
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Paul Kamau2015-07-12 04:31:39
🀣 This one’s fire!
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Chum2015-07-01 07:51:12
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? πŸ₯ͺπŸ’‘
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Wande2015-06-18 07:35:12
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚
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Mwafirika2015-06-15 03:02:57
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. πŸ˜‚πŸ€―
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My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Masika2015-06-11 04:16:06
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. πŸ”₯πŸ˜…
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Kijakazi2015-06-02 15:52:18
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Stephen Malecela2015-05-30 21:26:03
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David Ochieng2015-05-22 07:58:33
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! πŸ§ΉπŸŽ‰
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Ruth Wanjiku2015-05-20 11:21:03
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! πŸŽˆβ„οΈ
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Rehema2015-05-15 18:49:47
πŸ˜„ Perfect joke!
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John Lissu2015-05-15 11:25:13
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? πŸ˜΄πŸ‘Ή
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Janet Sumari2015-05-14 09:32:57
πŸ˜… I needed that!
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Lydia Mzindakaya2015-05-12 11:12:02
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? πŸš—πŸ˜ 
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Jamila2015-05-02 04:02:05
πŸ˜† This one really got me!
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David Nyerere2015-05-01 15:22:32
πŸ˜… I needed that laugh!
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Chiku2015-04-22 12:59:47
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. πŸ₯—πŸ©
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Muslima2015-04-10 11:20:46
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. πŸ€”πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ