What do you do if you’re a fan of Dracula’s?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:09πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Sleep with a garlic necklace and a wooden stake by my side! πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈπŸ§„πŸ†

Explanation: As a fan of Dracula, I would take my obsession to the next level by ensuring I'm fully prepared for any potential encounters with vampires. Sleeping with a garlic necklace around my neck would keep those bloodsuckers at bay, and having a trusty wooden stake nearby would serve as my ultimate defense. Who needs a good night's sleep when you can be a vampire slayer, right?! πŸ˜„πŸŒ™

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Juma2015-08-16 00:17:46
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐒⏳
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Lucy Mushi2015-08-08 07:42:31
This joke just made my dayβ€”hilarious! 🀣
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Alex Nyamweya2015-08-06 17:21:49
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Mercy Atieno2015-08-03 06:04:47
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! πŸ•°οΈπŸ›‹οΈ
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Leila2015-07-28 11:00:31
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎒🚻
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Ibrahim2015-07-18 02:47:49
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? πŸ˜΄πŸ‘Ή
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Mazrui2015-07-17 17:32:08
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈπŸŠ
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Rashid2015-07-10 05:22:05
πŸ˜† Laughing so hard right now!
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Richard Mulwa2015-06-30 01:28:15
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. πŸοΈπŸ•ΆοΈ
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Samuel Were2015-06-20 05:55:02
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. πŸ˜΄πŸ˜‚
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Tambwe2015-06-12 09:04:05
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³πŸ™ƒ
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George Mallya2015-06-11 23:28:00
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call meβ€”I’ll laugh at you. πŸ˜‚πŸ“ž
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Andrew Odhiambo2015-06-11 13:00:55
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. πŸ“…πŸ˜†
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Mustafa2015-05-25 17:53:05
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Zainab2015-05-22 06:26:28
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ¦΅
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Issa2015-05-21 09:27:15
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Mary Kidata2015-05-18 10:38:57
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘πŸ₯”
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Ruth Mtangi2015-05-18 03:49:43
Sometimes I drink waterβ€”just to surprise my liver. πŸ₯€πŸ˜‚
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Esther Cheruiyot2015-04-22 10:06:56
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! πŸ’€πŸ–
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Rose Mwinuka2015-03-29 13:56:39
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. πŸ˜΄πŸ›οΈ