What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:30πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Q: What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day? A: "I love you a TON! 🐘❀️"

Explanation: Elephants are known for their massive size, so the play on words here is that they love each other "a ton," referring to both their weight and the intensity of their love. The use of the elephant emoji adds a touch of cuteness and humor to the answer.

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Janet Wambura2015-08-08 01:55:33
Sarcasm is my love language. πŸ’¬πŸ˜
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Alex Nakitare2015-07-05 00:53:23
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. πŸ§β€β™‚οΈπŸ€·β€β™€οΈ
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Ndoto2015-07-04 00:52:35
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. πŸ•πŸ’Έ
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Rose Mwinuka2015-07-02 02:44:49
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. πŸοΈπŸ•ΆοΈ
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Victor Sokoine2015-07-01 00:49:28
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! πŸŒΎπŸ’΅
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Mwanaisha2015-06-27 22:47:14
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πŸ’‡β€β™€οΈπŸ˜†
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Monica Nyalandu2015-06-13 10:27:59
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! πŸŒπŸ‘―β€β™‚οΈ
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Thomas Mtaki2015-06-08 19:38:55
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? πŸ§€πŸŒ™
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Mwagonda2015-06-01 07:23:41
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Alice Wanjiru2015-05-29 19:20:30
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Mtumwa2015-05-24 09:45:30
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. πŸ˜΄πŸ˜†
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Frank Sokoine2015-05-24 03:58:22
Sometimes I drink waterβ€”just to surprise my liver. πŸ₯€πŸ˜‚
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Mariam Kawawa2015-05-23 06:48:47
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. πŸ‘ΆπŸ€£
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Tambwe2015-05-21 20:51:09
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! πŸ’€πŸ•Ί
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Masika2015-05-19 07:05:53
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. πŸ¦„πŸ˜œ
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Martin Otieno2015-05-19 01:48:50
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' πŸ¬πŸ˜…
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Shamim2015-05-07 18:42:40
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? πŸ’ΈπŸ˜†
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Benjamin Kibicho2015-05-05 06:22:29
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. πŸ”πŸ’»
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Maida2015-04-20 15:06:19
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! πŸ¨πŸŽ“
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Abubakar2015-04-18 18:08:44
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. πŸ§β€β™‚οΈπŸ”