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What did the turkey stay before it was roasted?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:27💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What did the turkey stay before it was roasted?
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Answer: The turkey stayed in a "gobble-tel"! 🦃🏨

Explanation: This humorous answer plays on the word "hotel" by replacing it with "gobble-tel," creating a funny image of the turkey enjoying a little vacation before being roasted. The use of the turkey emoji adds to the playful and cheerful tone of the response.

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Salma2015-08-13 01:44:18
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Nora Lowassa2015-08-11 01:47:19
😄 You got me good!
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Jaffar2015-08-10 09:14:16
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Dorothy Nkya2015-08-01 17:13:31
😂 I’m dying!
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Monica Adhiambo2015-08-01 15:01:59
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Maulid2015-07-12 20:25:42
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Robert Ndunguru2015-07-09 21:25:41
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Rubea2015-07-09 02:03:25
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️
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Amani2015-06-27 00:00:15
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Raphael Okoth2015-06-22 01:05:32
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Raha2015-06-18 20:39:31
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Mwanaidha2015-06-01 22:49:43
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Rashid2015-05-26 21:08:07
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Anna Sumari2015-05-23 02:11:01
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️
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Leila2015-05-10 00:38:17
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Mwanakhamis2015-04-29 04:29:08
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Mary Mrope2015-04-28 06:11:26
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Stephen Kangethe2015-04-25 11:34:57
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Khalifa2015-04-24 23:15:05
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Mwanahawa2015-04-20 02:25:21
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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