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What did the spoon say to the knife?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:28💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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Short Answer: "You're looking sharp today! 🥄💁‍♂️🔪"

Explanation: In this funny response, the spoon is complimenting the knife by saying that it looks sharp. However, the wordplay here is that the spoon is also referring to the knife's physical appearance as well as its cutting ability. The use of the emoji adds a playful and cheerful touch to the response, making it even more enjoyable.

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Anna Mahiga2015-07-04 02:50:33

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Zainab2015-07-02 03:58:38

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Fatuma2015-06-30 06:28:35

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Philip Nyaga2015-06-30 03:09:09

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Ibrahim2015-06-16 06:33:36

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Salma2015-06-08 15:49:25

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Maida2015-06-05 00:30:21

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Lucy Wangui2015-06-01 05:15:27

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Robert Ndunguru2015-05-29 15:01:59

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Juma2015-05-29 08:41:46

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Patrick Akech2015-05-20 05:57:14

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Yusra2015-05-10 00:12:06

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Mary Kidata2015-04-27 11:56:57

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Moses Kipkemboi2015-04-25 14:15:20

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Mariam Hassan2015-04-24 15:22:17

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Neema2015-04-22 03:23:44

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Yusra2015-04-08 03:23:06

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

David Kawawa2015-03-27 02:11:21

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Zainab2015-03-26 00:34:49

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Juma2015-03-23 04:11:55

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

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