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What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:25💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?
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Short Answer: "Close the door, I'm dressing!"

Explanation: When the refrigerator is opened, the mayonnaise requests for the door to be closed because it's "dressing" itself, which is a play on words since mayonnaise is a popular dressing for salads and sandwiches. The use of the emoji 😄 adds a cheerful and lighthearted touch to the response.

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Alex Nakitare2015-08-06 18:43:01
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Charles Mboje2015-08-02 03:00:41
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Mhina2015-07-30 01:55:41
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Omari2015-07-19 01:06:52
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Henry Sokoine2015-07-17 11:01:26
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Zawadi2015-07-11 05:02:06
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Stephen Kikwete2015-07-07 17:02:54
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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James Mduma2015-06-27 11:28:03
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Andrew Mahiga2015-06-04 10:28:42
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Khatib2015-05-23 07:08:59
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Alex Nakitare2015-05-18 22:54:39
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Sultan2015-05-07 16:06:07
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Ruth Kibona2015-04-30 15:47:31
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Mercy Atieno2015-04-25 11:50:56
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Sofia2015-04-13 17:32:43
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️
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Ramadhan2015-04-13 10:52:56
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂
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Neema2015-04-13 05:53:32
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️
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Kiza2015-04-09 09:12:32
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Aziza2015-03-28 20:52:17
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Rose Mwinuka2015-03-26 06:02:36
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️
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