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What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:20💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?
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Short Answer: Fry-day! 🍟

Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! 😄🥔

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James Malima2015-06-13 05:33:53
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵
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Mtumwa2015-06-04 19:23:19
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Stephen Kangethe2015-05-22 06:48:20
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Grace Minja2015-05-17 22:18:20
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Rehema2015-05-08 03:02:04
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Lucy Wangui2015-05-05 20:54:36
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Emily Chepngeno2015-04-30 01:36:19
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂
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Mwanaidha2015-04-28 03:13:28
😁 This is gold!
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Amir2015-04-21 07:48:26
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️
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Monica Nyalandu2015-04-18 01:48:18
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂
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Jaffar2015-04-13 23:06:20
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Rehema2015-04-13 17:46:25
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Grace Njuguna2015-04-05 17:11:49
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Khadija2015-04-02 17:06:35
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Tambwe2015-03-29 21:40:17
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Ruth Mtangi2015-02-27 22:21:44
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Joseph Kitine2015-02-21 17:14:07
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Hellen Nduta2015-02-12 19:32:15
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Charles Mchome2015-02-12 08:28:10
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Janet Mbithe2015-02-11 21:01:25
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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