Demu: Hny mambo jamani!
Man: Safi nipe habari wangu wa moyo
Demu:Wafanya kazi gani vile wangu?
Man: Ni fundi wa kufunga ATM
Demu: Wow dont tel me i love you myn mwa mwa mwaaaaah
Man: Mbona wafurahia?
Demu: Nami natamani kuja kufanya kazi za kibenki.
Man: Itakua poa sana nami natamani pia
Demu: Hee si umesema wafanya kazi ya kufunga ATM?
Man: Hukunielewa mie ninafunga mashine na za kunulia condom kwenye bar
Demu: nipishe huko
Demu: Hny mambo jamani! Man: Safi nipe habari wangu wa moyo Demu:Wafanya kazi gani vile wangu? Man: Ni fundi wa kufunga ATM Demu: Wow dont tel me i love you myn mwa mwa mwaaaaah Man: Mbona wafurahia? Demu: Nami natamani kuja kufanya kazi za kibenki. Man: Itakua poa sana nami natamani pia Demu: Hee si umesema wafanya kazi ya kufunga ATM? Man: Hukunielewa mie ninafunga mashine na za kunulia condom kwenye bar Demu: nipishe huko
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