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Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:15:55💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot?
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Short Answer: Because they're both totally off the mark! 🤪

Explanation: The statement "1+1=3" is mathematically incorrect just like your left foot trying to be your right foot. They both veer away from the expected and conventional norms, causing hilarity in their own unique ways. So, while your left foot may not be able to fit into a right shoe, the equation 1+1 will never equal 3, no matter how hard we try to convince ourselves otherwise. Let's embrace the joyful absurdity! 🙃

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Anna Malela2023-12-18 06:03:17
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Monica Adhiambo2023-12-17 09:42:34
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Anna Kibwana2023-11-19 08:31:00
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Mwajabu2023-11-18 03:05:28
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴
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Selemani2023-11-14 01:27:56
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Hekima2023-11-10 12:27:12
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Zulekha2023-11-06 06:26:54
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Charles Wafula2023-11-04 03:37:21
😅 I needed that!
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Nora Lowassa2023-10-26 00:39:23
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️
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Farida2023-10-23 13:15:39
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Alice Jebet2023-10-18 02:44:55
😆 Saving this one!
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Violet Mumo2023-10-13 22:44:48
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭
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Frank Macha2023-10-10 22:01:34
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Mchawi2023-09-18 16:51:07
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Daniel Obura2023-09-18 11:59:35
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊
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Warda2023-09-13 21:00:42
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚
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Biashara2023-09-09 05:43:34
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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George Mallya2023-08-30 16:50:53
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Joyce Nkya2023-08-28 08:09:32
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Maimuna2023-08-28 04:58:06
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋
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