Why do eggs hate jokes?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:15:53πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short answer: Because they crack up too easily! πŸ₯šπŸ˜‚

Explanation: Eggs are known for their fragile shells, so when they hear a joke, they can't help but crack up (literally)! They have such a delicate sense of humor that even the slightest chuckle can cause them to break into laughter. No wonder they hate jokes, they just can't handle the yolk! πŸ₯šπŸ˜„

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Amani2024-01-02 12:42:32
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. πŸ‹πŸ˜‚
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Josephine2023-12-17 21:34:06
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! πŸ˜‚
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Monica Nyalandu2023-12-13 20:27:38
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! πŸ»β€β„οΈπŸ 
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Samson Mahiga2023-12-11 19:08:15
πŸ˜… I’m still chuckling at this!
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Lucy Mushi2023-12-10 15:38:33
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Sharon Kibiru2023-12-04 08:21:18
πŸ˜† This one really got me!
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Patrick Kidata2023-11-29 17:24:43
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! πŸ¦ͺπŸ’°
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Peter Tibaijuka2023-11-17 02:18:04
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. πŸ§β€β™‚οΈπŸ€·β€β™€οΈ
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Yusra2023-11-17 02:02:20
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. πŸ’„πŸ˜œ
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Mary Kidata2023-11-13 10:33:52
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. πŸ“šπŸ˜­
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Christopher Oloo2023-11-07 21:57:20
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! πŸ˜‚
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Salma2023-10-31 20:10:30
πŸ˜‚ I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Mary Njeri2023-10-25 15:30:56
πŸ˜„ This is pure brilliance!
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Sarafina2023-10-11 02:09:28
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! πŸ§¦β›³
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Philip Nyaga2023-10-04 20:21:34
I can’t cook, but I can follow directionsβ€”so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. πŸ³πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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Jamila2023-10-03 17:31:23
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. πŸΈπŸ˜‚
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Sekela2023-09-30 13:30:49
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Carol Nyakio2023-09-21 09:36:15
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! β›³πŸ‘–
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Chiku2023-09-19 17:22:21
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Asha2023-09-18 03:07:45
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🀣