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Why did the robber take a shower?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:02💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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Short Answer: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway! 🚿😄

Explanation: The robber took a shower because he thought that by getting squeaky clean, he could wash away any evidence and leave no trace behind. Little did he know that his plan would be foiled by the clever detectives who were hot on his trail! But hey, at least he smelled nice while being caught! 🧐🚔

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Arifa2024-03-05 09:01:44

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Amani2024-03-01 23:25:51

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Muslima2024-02-16 16:24:03

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Monica Nyalandu2024-02-12 12:47:10

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Mchawi2024-02-11 06:48:21

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Mwajabu2024-02-07 08:47:44

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Leila2024-01-26 14:55:10

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Andrew Odhiambo2024-01-17 03:13:37

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Rukia2024-01-15 12:43:44

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Miriam Mchome2024-01-08 22:07:23

😆 This one really got me!

Mwanajuma2024-01-05 16:49:59

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

John Malisa2024-01-01 12:14:34

😂 This joke just made my day!

Azima2023-12-27 20:34:40

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Khatib2023-12-25 21:55:48

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Baraka2023-12-23 07:35:51

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Victor Mwalimu2023-12-07 06:25:43

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Linda Karimi2023-11-21 05:01:13

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Rahim2023-11-12 14:08:46

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Grace Mligo2023-11-09 04:01:36

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

John Malisa2023-11-08 20:34:42

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

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