What has two legs but can’t walk?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:00πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: A pair of pants! πŸ©³πŸ˜„

Explanation: Pants have two legs, but they can't walk on their own! They need someone to wear them and give them the ability to move around. So, next time you see a pair of pants, just remember that they're great at covering your legs, but terrible at walking! πŸ™ƒ

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John Malisa2024-03-02 16:06:24
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Daniel Obura2024-03-01 04:30:55
πŸ˜„ Pure comedy gold!
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Mohamed2024-02-26 04:18:51
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. πŸ‘“πŸ˜œ
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Dorothy Majaliwa2024-02-13 01:17:59
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. πŸ’΅πŸ›οΈ
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Kahina2024-01-31 15:47:33
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷πŸ₯‹
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Fadhila2024-01-28 22:25:27
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! πŸ˜‚
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Kassim2024-01-28 19:44:54
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. πŸͺ‘βœ‹
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Irene Akoth2024-01-25 14:48:02
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? πŸ“ΊπŸ”‹
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Nashon2024-01-07 14:26:32
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. β˜•πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ
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Mariam Hassan2024-01-06 06:22:10
Life is too short to remove USB safely. πŸ”ŒπŸ’»
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Sarah Achieng2023-12-30 07:58:20
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‚
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Rahma2023-12-25 09:33:37
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜†
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Fatuma2023-12-25 04:31:51
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🀣
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Zakia2023-12-12 12:18:14
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. πŸ” πŸ€”
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Francis Njeru2023-12-12 05:32:29
🀣 Sending this now!
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Joyce Nkya2023-12-07 04:41:28
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. β°πŸ˜‚
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Mariam Hassan2023-12-03 01:36:55
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. πŸ•πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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Nashon2023-12-02 03:36:36
I like long walksβ€”especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈπŸ‘‹
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Dorothy Nkya2023-11-30 07:56:27
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! β›³βœοΈ
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Mchuma2023-11-24 22:24:48
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘©β€πŸ’Ό