Whatโ€™s a cannibalโ€™s favorite sport?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 12:39:55๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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A cannibal's favorite sport is... chewing! ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ–

Explanation: Cannibals are known for consuming human flesh, so the joke plays on the word "chewing," which can mean both the act of biting and grinding food with the teeth, as well as the sound it makes. The pun brings together the idea of the cannibal's favorite activity, chewing on human flesh, with a common sport, basketball, to create a humorous and unexpected punchline. The basketball emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.

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Athumani2024-02-15 20:06:36
๐Ÿ˜… Iโ€™m still chuckling at this!
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Faith Kariuki2024-02-06 20:51:33
I didnโ€™t see that punchline comingโ€”hilarious! ๐Ÿคฃ
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Stephen Kikwete2024-02-03 05:13:49
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿคฃ
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Sumaya2024-01-27 14:50:47
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ’ฌ
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David Ochieng2024-01-20 19:51:20
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿž๏ธ
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Faith Kariuki2024-01-14 08:47:46
If Monday had a face, Iโ€™d punch it. ๐ŸฅŠ๐Ÿ“…
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Margaret Mahiga2024-01-14 01:25:26
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™€๏ธโค๏ธ
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Charles Wafula2024-01-10 07:42:38
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿ˜
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Grace Mligo2023-12-07 14:58:02
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŒพ
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Josephine Nekesa2023-12-05 13:48:26
The road to success is always under construction. ๐Ÿšง๐Ÿ—๏ธ
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Alice Jebet2023-11-29 06:51:36
Why donโ€™t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โš›๏ธ๐Ÿค“
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Grace Mushi2023-11-23 01:08:07
Iโ€™d agree with you but then weโ€™d both be wrong. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†
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Josephine Nduta2023-11-19 11:46:08
๐Ÿคฃ That punchline was unexpected!
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Bernard Oduor2023-11-07 06:07:17
Whatโ€™s a snowmanโ€™s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ›„๐Ÿš
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Alice Mrema2023-11-07 01:04:57
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ŸŽข๐Ÿšป
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Sekela2023-11-05 14:49:51
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ˜•๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ผ
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Stephen Malecela2023-10-28 03:31:53
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโ€™m not so sure. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…
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Janet Wambura2023-10-13 17:04:35
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒ™
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Irene Makena2023-10-10 00:41:59
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐Ÿ๏ธ๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ
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Majid2023-10-02 02:35:34
Why donโ€™t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿ‘‚