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What kind of table can you have for dinner?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:07💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What kind of table can you have for dinner?
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Q: What kind of table can you have for dinner? A: A vegetable table! 🥕🥦🍆

Explanation: The funny answer to this riddle is a "vegetable table," as it combines the concept of a dining table with vegetables. It's a playful twist on the idea of having a table made entirely out of veggies, which would make for a very interesting and healthy dinner setup! So, grab your carrots, broccoli, and eggplants, and let's dine in style on our veggie table! 🥕🥦🍆

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Bernard Oduor2024-01-25 20:48:24
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️
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Omari2024-01-23 12:56:24
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Anna Sumari2024-01-17 11:50:07
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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