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What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:32💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?
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Q: What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body? A: A "mind-boggling genius" emoji

Explanation: You call them a "mind-boggling genius" because even without a physical body, they still manage to impart knowledge and teach with their incredible brainpower! 🧠💡 Despite their lack of limbs, they've found a way to defy the odds and inspire students. They're simply extraordinary! 😄🎉

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Nancy Komba2024-01-26 23:18:45
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Sarah Achieng2024-01-14 04:20:56
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Husna2024-01-12 11:57:03
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Andrew Mchome2024-01-10 15:15:49
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Diana Mumbua2024-01-05 21:47:07
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Ahmed2024-01-05 07:19:34
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Diana Mumbua2024-01-02 02:29:18
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Edwin Ndambuki2023-12-26 23:32:52
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Shukuru2023-12-13 15:42:36
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔
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Mazrui2023-12-08 18:28:02
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Mwanais2023-12-05 23:40:19
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡
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Peter Mwambui2023-12-04 09:17:01
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️
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James Kawawa2023-12-01 08:58:41
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Husna2023-11-29 02:20:45
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Janet Mwikali2023-11-14 22:38:55
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Mwanaisha2023-11-14 14:17:54
😄 Perfect joke!
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David Kawawa2023-11-08 06:49:32
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Mwanais2023-11-08 02:31:24
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Mary Kendi2023-11-08 01:54:23
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Mary Kendi2023-11-05 01:11:39
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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