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What dies but never lives?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:29💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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What dies but never lives? A battery! 🔋

Explanation: A battery is a funny answer to this riddle because it eventually dies out of power, but it never actually lived or had a life in the first place. Plus, we all know the frustration of a dead battery when we need it the most! 😄🔋

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Juma2024-03-14 09:29:10

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Nahida2024-03-09 10:55:39

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Patrick Kidata2024-03-02 00:02:45

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Peter Otieno2024-03-01 23:59:46

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Abubakari2024-02-23 03:58:13

😁 This made my day!

Alice Mwikali2024-02-16 20:54:48

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Kahina2024-02-10 01:37:40

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

James Mduma2024-02-04 07:38:37

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Joseph Kitine2024-02-04 00:03:25

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Jafari2024-01-31 17:19:32

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Nasra2024-01-17 19:03:39

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Fadhili2024-01-01 19:58:04

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Lydia Mutheu2023-12-24 13:50:55

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Sarafina2023-12-16 13:05:36

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Mohamed2023-12-05 17:06:47

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Mwalimu2023-11-15 09:29:30

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Jane Muthui2023-10-18 00:57:54

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Arifa2023-10-11 04:08:50

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Faith Kariuki2023-10-10 10:56:00

😆 I’m dying over here!

Anna Kibwana2023-10-02 17:59:11

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

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