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What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:20💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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Short Answer: Fry-day! 🍟

Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! 😄🥔

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Thomas Mtaki2023-12-29 05:56:42

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

John Kamande2023-12-27 13:36:40

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

George Mallya2023-11-30 12:22:55

😄 What a joke!

Jamila2023-11-18 20:33:45

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Nassor2023-11-06 01:44:11

😂 Sharing right away!

Baraka2023-10-22 16:52:49

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Sultan2023-10-13 19:09:50

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Monica Lissu2023-10-11 20:38:20

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Nicholas Wanjohi2023-10-08 00:28:27

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Anna Sumari2023-10-06 07:14:19

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Anna Sumari2023-09-22 20:39:11

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Mashaka2023-09-22 00:04:24

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Anna Kibwana2023-09-17 19:27:10

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Maneno2023-09-02 13:16:33

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Fikiri2023-08-21 04:22:19

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Ruth Kibona2023-07-29 18:01:51

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Khatib2023-07-29 14:52:50

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Vincent Mwangangi2023-07-28 08:02:20

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Nancy Komba2023-07-19 15:27:25

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Binti2023-07-17 08:21:45

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

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