Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:15:54πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Because they don't want to quack up mid-flight! πŸ¦†πŸ˜„

Explanation: Ducks are known for their quacking sound, which is their way of communicating. Since telling jokes would require them to make different sounds, they avoid it while flying to avoid any potential mishaps. After all, it wouldn't be very graceful for a duck to burst into laughter mid-flight! So, they save their jokes for when they're safely on the ground. 🀭🌬️

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Abubakari2015-12-21 18:42:28
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. πŸ₯—πŸ©
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Arifa2015-12-21 05:16:18
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Janet Mbithe2015-12-20 18:34:09
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! πŸ‚πŸ’€
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I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🀯πŸ€ͺ
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If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? πŸ§€πŸŒ™
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Sometimes I drink waterβ€”just to surprise my liver. πŸ₯€πŸ˜‚
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Anna Mchome2015-10-01 14:41:43
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🀯
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Alex Nyamweya2015-09-24 02:56:52
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'β€”I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🀯πŸ€ͺ
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Rabia2015-09-07 15:16:08
πŸ˜„ Nailed it!
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I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. πŸ˜΄πŸ˜†
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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! πŸ…πŸ‘—
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Umi2015-08-20 04:45:57
πŸ˜‚ I’m definitely stealing this one!