Why did the skeleton cross the road?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:03πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Because it had a bone to pick with the chicken! πŸ”πŸ’€

Explanation: This answer plays on the pun of "bone to pick," suggesting that the skeleton was crossing the road to have a disagreement or settle an issue with the chicken. It adds a humorous twist to the classic joke, creating a playful and amusing atmosphere. The emoji of a chicken and a skull further enhances the lighthearted tone.

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Furaha2015-11-19 14:17:00
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. πŸ˜πŸ›‘οΈ
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Janet Sumaye2015-11-12 10:25:57
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Zakia2015-11-04 07:18:13
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. πŸ›ŒπŸ˜†
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Joyce Nkya2015-11-03 23:35:23
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! πŸŽˆβ„οΈ
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I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🀯
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What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! πŸ¦†πŸ’„
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Thomas Mtaki2015-09-27 12:24:19
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? πŸ‘ πŸ€”
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Charles Wafula2015-09-03 14:48:33
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. πŸ†πŸ˜΄
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Benjamin Masanja2015-08-25 21:57:07
πŸ˜„ What a joke!
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Majid2015-08-23 08:18:27
😁 This made my day!
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Mwanaidha2015-08-23 07:27:43
πŸ˜… I’m still chuckling at this!
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What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎢🧻
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John Mushi2015-08-13 13:36:07
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. πŸŒπŸ˜…
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Edith Cherotich2015-08-07 22:00:36
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. πŸ—£οΈπŸ’­
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Alex Nakitare2015-08-04 10:56:08
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πŸ’‡β€β™€οΈπŸ˜†