Why did the man take his clock to the vet?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:02πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Because it had ticks! 🐢⏰

Explanation: The man took his clock to the vet because he thought it had ticks, but little did he know that it was just the ticking sound that clocks make! The play on words between ticks (as in insects) and ticks (as in the sound) adds a humorous twist to the situation. It's a light-hearted way to bring a smile to someone's face and get them chuckling at the pun. πŸ€­πŸ˜„

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Amina2016-01-20 21:02:56
🀣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Nora Lowassa2016-01-18 15:37:28
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. πŸ§Ÿβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜…
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Michael Onyango2016-01-14 06:58:32
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬…οΈπŸ§­
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Edwin Ndambuki2016-01-02 15:39:43
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. πŸ“…πŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ
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Khalifa2016-01-02 00:21:31
πŸ˜„ You totally won the internet today!
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Salima2015-12-28 01:24:32
πŸ˜‚ This is a keeper!
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Amani2015-12-23 17:41:00
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. πŸš·πŸ˜…
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Miriam Mchome2015-12-23 04:27:50
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! β›³βœοΈ
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Nicholas Wanjohi2015-12-18 02:54:55
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🀣
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Ndoto2015-12-18 02:04:00
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! πŸ“–πŸ˜†
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John Lissu2015-11-30 05:57:02
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! πŸ¦ͺπŸ’°
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Saidi2015-11-29 01:32:07
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. πŸŒžπŸŒ™
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Issa2015-11-22 15:54:47
πŸ˜„ Nailed it!
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Peter Mugendi2015-11-22 10:51:40
πŸ˜† That punchline was epic!
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Grace Njuguna2015-11-09 21:45:38
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. πŸ¦πŸ’Έ
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Nora Kidata2015-11-05 19:40:55
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Lydia Wanyama2015-11-04 20:25:21
πŸ˜‚ I’m dying!
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Mary Kidata2015-10-30 17:43:50
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. πŸ°πŸ˜‚
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Alice Wanjiru2015-10-22 23:58:18
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Sharifa2015-10-13 11:54:13
πŸ˜† I’m dying over here!