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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:07💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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Short Answer: Because it was two-tired! 🚲😄

Explanation: The play on words here is that "two-tired" sounds like "too tired." So, the bicycle couldn't stand up because it was exhausted from all the riding it had done! 🚲😴

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Agnes Sumaye2015-12-03 05:22:51

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Kenneth Murithi2015-12-02 17:23:58

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Ahmed2015-11-30 09:05:57

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Vincent Mwangangi2015-11-29 05:15:14

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Janet Mbithe2015-11-09 14:46:38

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Jane Muthui2015-11-03 12:22:34

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Shukuru2015-10-29 00:55:45

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Thomas Mwakalindile2015-10-15 04:59:05

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Juma2015-10-06 06:28:34

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Rukia2015-09-14 09:58:18

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Sofia2015-09-04 08:00:39

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Binti2015-08-23 14:08:06

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Mary Mrope2015-08-03 18:36:48

😄 You got me good!

Abdullah2015-07-27 12:29:27

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Tabu2015-07-24 16:50:41

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Wande2015-07-23 10:16:53

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

George Ndungu2015-07-22 14:12:18

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Nyota2015-07-21 06:20:17

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Zulekha2015-07-19 13:03:35

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Robert Okello2015-07-14 15:25:59

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

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