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What has two legs but can’t walk?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:00💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What has two legs but can’t walk?
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Short Answer: A pair of pants! 🩳😄

Explanation: Pants have two legs, but they can't walk on their own! They need someone to wear them and give them the ability to move around. So, next time you see a pair of pants, just remember that they're great at covering your legs, but terrible at walking! 🙃

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Elizabeth Mrope2015-12-04 12:28:26
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Ahmed2015-12-01 05:07:22
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Mwanajuma2015-11-16 07:11:45
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Tabitha Okumu2015-11-11 04:41:41
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Martin Otieno2015-11-10 00:41:13
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆
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Mwanajuma2015-11-09 14:06:15
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Selemani2015-11-02 18:13:52
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚
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David Kawawa2015-10-27 23:33:33
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Halimah2015-10-27 00:50:49
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Catherine Mkumbo2015-10-25 19:59:39
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆
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Janet Mwikali2015-10-14 20:21:48
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Daniel Obura2015-09-27 09:57:54
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Nasra2015-09-25 12:59:21
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Raphael Okoth2015-09-22 02:08:34
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Abdillah2015-09-17 21:12:12
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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George Wanjala2015-09-13 02:56:27
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Ruth Kibona2015-09-08 19:20:54
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Charles Mrope2015-09-08 18:05:13
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Salum2015-08-15 06:45:52
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Edwin Ndambuki2015-08-08 11:07:40
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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