What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:39:58💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Q: What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything? 🐘

A: The elephant's ego! 🙌

Explanation: The answer plays on the idea that an elephant's ego, or sense of self-importance, can be even bigger than its physical size. By using the emoji 🙌, it adds a playful touch and emphasizes the humor of the answer.

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Maulid2015-12-28 08:03:22
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Bakari2015-12-24 02:36:09
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Farida2015-12-11 17:33:55
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵
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Thomas Mwakalindile2015-12-09 09:23:26
😁 This is gold!
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Samuel Were2015-12-01 23:42:44
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Janet Mwikali2015-12-01 17:09:59
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Mary Njeri2015-11-16 17:25:37
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Monica Lissu2015-11-15 22:56:44
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼
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Issa2015-11-15 11:56:38
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Sultan2015-11-11 05:06:42
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Janet Mbithe2015-11-09 02:12:13
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️
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Moses Kipkemboi2015-10-20 06:46:32
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Mwanajuma2015-10-01 05:20:00
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Shabani2015-09-21 10:22:56
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️
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Yahya2015-09-19 23:04:20
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜
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Omar2015-09-14 23:01:36
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Dorothy Nkya2015-09-02 07:54:25
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Lucy Kimotho2015-08-16 04:16:48
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Mariam2015-08-11 20:00:13
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️
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Charles Mboje2015-08-09 23:15:28
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜