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What kind of table can you have for dinner?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:07💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What kind of table can you have for dinner?
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Q: What kind of table can you have for dinner? A: A vegetable table! 🥕🥦🍆

Explanation: The funny answer to this riddle is a "vegetable table," as it combines the concept of a dining table with vegetables. It's a playful twist on the idea of having a table made entirely out of veggies, which would make for a very interesting and healthy dinner setup! So, grab your carrots, broccoli, and eggplants, and let's dine in style on our veggie table! 🥕🥦🍆

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Lydia Mahiga2015-09-20 03:02:01
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Fatuma2015-09-19 06:16:47
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Bahati2015-09-13 21:27:47
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Omari2015-09-05 20:40:50
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Ibrahim2015-09-05 05:22:44
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Rashid2015-08-22 20:41:50
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Nassor2015-08-22 09:37:03
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Andrew Mchome2015-08-18 00:06:44
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Wilson Ombati2015-07-29 05:35:16
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Ruth Wanjiku2015-07-26 07:51:32
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Rabia2015-07-12 21:11:23
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Nancy Akumu2015-07-08 20:22:46
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Saidi2015-07-08 02:23:55
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Susan Wangari2015-07-05 09:05:51
😄 Perfect joke!
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Grace Mushi2015-07-02 14:27:59
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Esther Nyambura2015-06-28 00:42:05
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Daniel Obura2015-06-21 05:39:33
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Fadhili2015-06-18 22:18:55
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Rose Amukowa2015-06-12 20:14:03
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Thomas Mtaki2015-06-03 09:53:13
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️
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