What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:11๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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Short answer: He got twelve months!

Explanation: Well, you see, when the man stole the calendar from the store, he thought he was just getting a free calendar. Little did he know, calendars have a way of keeping track of time. So, instead of escaping with his loot, he ended up with twelve whole months of his life! Talk about a hilarious twist of fate! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ“†

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Lucy Kimotho2015-10-24 13:41:31
If Monday had a face, Iโ€™d punch it. ๐ŸฅŠ๐Ÿ“…
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Michael Onyango2015-10-20 22:37:59
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿค”
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Majid2015-10-17 18:47:09
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐Ÿช‘โœ‹
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Maimuna2015-10-12 20:59:56
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿงน
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Khamis2015-10-08 06:35:21
Whatโ€™s a ghostโ€™s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿฅง
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Monica Lissu2015-10-07 20:43:29
I donโ€™t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคช
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Nora Lowassa2015-10-07 13:07:12
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ’ป
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Peter Mwambui2015-10-05 14:36:36
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ช
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Faith Kariuki2015-10-02 03:37:38
Why donโ€™t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐Ÿฆˆ๐Ÿคก
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Agnes Njeri2015-09-28 13:00:44
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’ฌ
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Edward Chepkoech2015-09-28 05:04:55
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ŸŽฏ
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Joyce Aoko2015-09-19 00:49:27
๐Ÿ˜† That punchline was epic!
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Mashaka2015-09-14 09:46:05
This is the kind of joke you donโ€™t forget! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Peter Tibaijuka2015-09-06 08:59:48
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ†
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Agnes Njeri2015-08-30 06:54:46
๐Ÿ˜„ Too good!
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Rose Amukowa2015-08-29 10:33:41
Hilarious! This oneโ€™s going into my favorites! ๐Ÿ˜„
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Dorothy Mwakalindile2015-08-28 19:39:29
๐Ÿ˜„ This is pure brilliance!
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Athumani2015-08-11 13:28:50
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐Ÿซโ“
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Raha2015-07-26 19:41:58
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Amir2015-07-22 18:07:08
๐Ÿ˜† That punchline!