What do you do if you’re a fan of Dracula’s?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:09πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Sleep with a garlic necklace and a wooden stake by my side! πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈπŸ§„πŸ†

Explanation: As a fan of Dracula, I would take my obsession to the next level by ensuring I'm fully prepared for any potential encounters with vampires. Sleeping with a garlic necklace around my neck would keep those bloodsuckers at bay, and having a trusty wooden stake nearby would serve as my ultimate defense. Who needs a good night's sleep when you can be a vampire slayer, right?! πŸ˜„πŸŒ™

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Kassim2015-12-17 21:56:09
🀣 Brilliant joke!
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Mary Kidata2015-11-23 06:49:02
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. πŸ˜‘πŸ›Œ
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Joy Wacera2015-11-20 01:39:32
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Bernard Oduor2015-11-18 22:14:28
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫πŸ’ͺ
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Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! πŸ‘–πŸš¨
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Shabani2015-10-21 06:23:24
🀣 This joke is just too good!
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Wande2015-10-11 01:43:10
πŸ˜‚ I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! πŸ‘€πŸ‘ƒ
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πŸ˜‚ I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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