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What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:28💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day? 🐿️❤️ A nutty love letter! 💌🥜

Explanation: This funny answer plays on the squirrel's love for nuts and their habit of hoarding them. Instead of giving a traditional Valentine's Day gift, the squirrel surprises their partner with a hilarious twist, a heartfelt love letter filled with nutty puns! 🐿️❤️💌🥜

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Carol Nyakio2015-10-24 02:05:49

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

John Mushi2015-10-22 03:33:23

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Rose Lowassa2015-10-18 06:51:20

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Joseph Kawawa2015-10-12 09:34:24

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Mwanaisha2015-10-11 04:17:32

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Susan Wangari2015-10-11 02:56:45

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Rahma2015-10-08 03:47:09

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Fadhila2015-10-06 14:26:07

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Charles Mboje2015-10-05 00:53:20

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Catherine Naliaka2015-09-17 10:37:24

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Nassar2015-09-09 21:34:48

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Alice Jebet2015-09-07 10:46:02

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Yusra2015-09-06 20:10:39

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Saidi2015-08-29 22:25:03

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Nassor2015-08-19 21:59:24

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Josephine2015-08-10 09:16:05

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Elizabeth Mtei2015-07-30 17:01:46

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Nancy Komba2015-07-28 02:00:25

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Kazija2015-07-26 17:23:23

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Mwanaisha2015-07-25 13:02:59

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

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