What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:25πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: "Close the door, I'm dressing!"

Explanation: When the refrigerator is opened, the mayonnaise requests for the door to be closed because it's "dressing" itself, which is a play on words since mayonnaise is a popular dressing for salads and sandwiches. The use of the emoji πŸ˜„ adds a cheerful and lighthearted touch to the response.

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Grace Njuguna2015-10-27 08:10:40
πŸ˜‚ I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Nicholas Wanjohi2015-10-22 05:55:38
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! πŸ›πŸ€£
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Mary Njeri2015-10-13 16:58:59
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. πŸ’„πŸ˜œ
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Edith Cherotich2015-10-11 10:23:21
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. πŸ’ΈπŸ˜­
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Umi2015-10-02 10:05:48
🀣 Pure genius!
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Salima2015-09-24 05:52:26
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈβœ‰οΈ
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Salum2015-09-23 23:29:39
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. πŸ˜πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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Asha2015-09-19 19:05:31
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Abubakari2015-09-16 22:29:58
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. πŸ₯ƒβ˜•
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Linda Karimi2015-09-15 12:44:32
😁 This made my day!
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Violet Mumo2015-09-08 14:29:15
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Agnes Njeri2015-09-07 01:11:17
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Salma2015-09-01 20:58:52
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘§πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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Wande2015-08-31 03:15:17
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! πŸ†πŸ‘€
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Farida2015-08-30 01:21:08
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. πŸ©πŸ˜‚
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Dorothy Majaliwa2015-08-29 08:42:36
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Nora Lowassa2015-08-25 22:20:03
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! πŸͺπŸ₯
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Mwakisu2015-08-23 11:48:44
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. πŸ˜‚πŸ€―
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Alice Mrema2015-08-15 00:06:35
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. πŸ§˜β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜†
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Edwin Ndambuki2015-08-09 12:20:13
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. πŸ™„πŸ‘¨β€πŸ’Ό