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What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:20💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?
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Short Answer: Fry-day! 🍟

Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! 😄🥔

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Betty Kimaro2015-11-06 11:00:44
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Lucy Kimotho2015-11-03 21:08:14
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Carol Nyakio2015-10-29 15:15:57
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Raphael Okoth2015-10-23 06:44:06
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Mwanaisha2015-09-28 21:58:26
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Husna2015-09-13 06:17:22
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Peter Tibaijuka2015-09-10 13:50:49
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Zuhura2015-09-07 10:32:04
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Miriam Mchome2015-08-27 09:50:32
😄 You got me!
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Elizabeth Malima2015-08-21 16:53:07
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Fredrick Mutiso2015-07-31 21:33:53
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Sultan2015-07-24 11:02:41
🤣 Pure genius!
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Grace Majaliwa2015-07-24 10:41:42
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Diana Mallya2015-07-17 11:53:58
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Athumani2015-07-16 02:17:20
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Jabir2015-07-15 15:32:24
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Bahati2015-07-11 12:50:24
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Sumaya2015-07-06 18:19:08
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Mzee2015-06-24 01:07:00
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Joseph Njoroge2015-06-14 14:06:46
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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