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How do monsters tell their fortunes?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:17💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
How do monsters tell their fortunes?
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Funny Answer: 🧙‍♂️ Monsters tell their fortunes by reading their BOO-leans! 👻💀

Explanation: Monsters have their own unique way of telling fortunes by using a play on words. Rather than using "booleans," which are a computer science term, monsters use "BOO-leans" to predict their future. This adds a humorous twist to the idea of monsters seeking predictions about their lives. The use of the ghost emoji and the skull emoji adds to the playfulness and spooky vibe of the answer.

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Aziza2015-10-27 20:56:31
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Martin Otieno2015-10-27 04:55:29
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Kijakazi2015-10-21 04:14:58
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Ahmed2015-10-17 17:59:24
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️
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Agnes Sumaye2015-10-12 06:02:04
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Sultan2015-10-09 14:55:05
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Francis Mrope2015-10-09 00:53:55
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜
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Nicholas Wanjohi2015-09-25 18:51:39
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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John Mushi2015-09-16 21:36:10
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Zakaria2015-09-07 13:20:30
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Fredrick Mutiso2015-09-03 20:28:32
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆
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Raphael Okoth2015-08-29 20:35:59
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Nancy Kawawa2015-08-28 18:08:25
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Victor Malima2015-08-16 16:29:31
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️
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Jacob Kiplangat2015-08-16 09:09:04
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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John Mushi2015-08-16 07:48:31
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Sarafina2015-08-15 22:24:07
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Daniel Obura2015-08-14 06:55:40
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Josephine Nduta2015-07-26 19:54:20
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Tabitha Okumu2015-07-23 00:15:45
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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