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Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:15:55💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot?
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Short Answer: Because they're both totally off the mark! 🤪

Explanation: The statement "1+1=3" is mathematically incorrect just like your left foot trying to be your right foot. They both veer away from the expected and conventional norms, causing hilarity in their own unique ways. So, while your left foot may not be able to fit into a right shoe, the equation 1+1 will never equal 3, no matter how hard we try to convince ourselves otherwise. Let's embrace the joyful absurdity! 🙃

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Anna Malela2016-02-29 06:53:07
😂 I’m dying!
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Rose Amukowa2016-02-27 21:43:09
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Salum2016-02-26 05:06:09
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Warda2016-02-08 18:56:57
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Biashara2016-02-02 12:55:58
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Joyce Mussa2016-02-02 05:10:52
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫
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Isaac Kiptoo2016-01-28 15:12:20
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Peter Mbise2016-01-26 17:12:24
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Ibrahim2016-01-24 00:15:44
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️
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Mwinyi2016-01-21 02:47:08
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Baridi2016-01-10 07:19:21
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Sarah Karani2016-01-04 06:43:41
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Rahim2016-01-01 10:09:12
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Mwalimu2015-12-19 21:39:37
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Mwajuma2015-12-19 17:08:01
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Michael Mboya2015-11-29 15:15:51
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Mwalimu2015-11-28 21:57:24
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Moses Mwita2015-11-05 07:14:23
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Rehema2015-11-02 00:56:53
😄 You got me good!
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Sharifa2015-10-28 00:38:19
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️
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