Why do eggs hate jokes?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:15:53πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short answer: Because they crack up too easily! πŸ₯šπŸ˜‚

Explanation: Eggs are known for their fragile shells, so when they hear a joke, they can't help but crack up (literally)! They have such a delicate sense of humor that even the slightest chuckle can cause them to break into laughter. No wonder they hate jokes, they just can't handle the yolk! πŸ₯šπŸ˜„

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Running late is my cardio. πŸ•’πŸƒβ€β™€οΈ
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I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. πŸ‘ΆπŸ€£
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πŸ˜‚ Can't stop laughing!
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πŸ˜‚ I can’t stop laughing!
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I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🀯😜
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Patrick Mutua2016-01-29 07:48:28
πŸ˜‚ This is too funny!
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🀣 Sending this now!
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